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holy matrimony!

It’s 10 o’clock and I’m getting ready to head to bed.

Since I really lack coherent thoughts today, I thought I would point out a movement of critical importance. Jonathan Swift recently argued, quite persuasively, that the US Congress must act now to save Britney Spear’s marriage to K-Fed. An issue of critical importance that the Republican Congress must address in its final days, I whole heartedly support his modest proposal.

Post Script: I want Fun Betty.

3 comments to holy matrimony!

  • Well your Betty coloring has made the trade papers over here. (http://adage.com/article?article_id=113090)

    I got into the office this morning and faced an e-mail with the subject, “Launch of Pubic-Hair-Coloring Product Scores PR Coup”

    I’ve seen a ton of penis enlargement spam but this is the first semi-related thing I’ve gotten in my e-mail that was actually legit.

  • Actually I learned about Fun Betty via Obscure Store which linked the Ad Age article…

    I serously want some, but I need to know how big the bottle is. 3 oz or less?

  • mateo

    Are you thinking you might need a bigger bottle Adam? If so, then I am highly disturbed.