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Smut Delayed = Smut Denied

I can count on my fingers the number of adults I’ve met who have never watched porn, the subject of today’s blog entry.

So if you’re too young, too innocent, or otherwise offended, come back tomorrow.

The subject came up, so to speak, after I read an article in the Indy Star News, “Both sides claim free speech rights in battle over Indiana sex shop.” It seems that the Lion’s Den shop in southern Indiana, has had protesters outside its door for three years.

And these are not the good kind of protestors, these are Radical Muslims Christians who have built a shack on stilts in order to take photographs of store patrons—which are then posted on the web at War-Line.

My favorite photos on the “Gotcha!” page are the two of a gay couple having simulated sex in the parking lot. They look sweet, although their captions are not as cute as the ones that some of the other store patrons get, including “So many freaks – too few circuses,” “Can do the work of 3 men – Larry, Moe and Curly,” and “Group suffering from cranial/rectum inversion.” Obviously War-Line Radical Christians have found all the best caption writers.

They obviously haven’t found a geographer because they stuck a Kentucky State Police logo on their site protesting an adult superstore in Indiana. The two may be adjoining, but they are not one and the same.

The group complains to the employers of truckers that stop at the Lion’s Den. Werner Enterprises, Pasquale, and Magnum are among those featured on the page, with the protestors wondering what the customers of these fine firms would think if they found out that the trucks were stopping at Lion’s Den. I can’t answer the question, but I presume that they don’t care—as long as their shipments are made within the time limits of the contract, I cannot imagine it matters.

In fact, I would rather have happy truck driver whose balls had been drained at the porn shop driving my stuff around than one who is asking Jesus for forgiveness because he has a hard-on.

Meanwhile I wish I had known about the protest whilst I was in Indiana—I haven’t stopped by a neighborhood porn shop in awhile—I need to find out what’s new in the biz—although I have been hearing rave reviews about the Fleshlight—and I saw a really excellent video of a man using one.

I might even be sold on buying one now—I just don’t know where to buy one locally in Weimar though.

Meanwhile, if you’re in the area, it’s right off of I-65 on Indiana 250.
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7 comments to Smut Delayed = Smut Denied

  • Ed

    Everything available at a porn shop can be purchased on-line(even a Fleshlight). What annoys me is that every good webpage I find has a warning page in front of it saying someone complained about it’s content. Then if it is a really good page it usually disappears. Why can’t these homophobs stick to their own pages of girls fucking horses and leave our Gay stuff alone?

  • I think I’d buy something hauled by one of these trucks *because* it stopped at the shop.

  • jen

    that was a funny entry, and ed’s comment made me pee my pants.

  • Dude, this is pathetic. But hopefully, someone will read about it, go there and take pictures of the sex-phobes in the shack. Then post them on a website exposing giant douches that hate sex, yet can’t think about anything else.

  • @Ed: I suppose I could resort to ordering it off of the Internets, but I like looking at things in person and handling the merchandise. Call me old fashioned. As for warning pages on websites — I find it incredibly annoying. I’m with you, leave the gay stuff alone and go watch the horse-fucking on your hetero-sites.

    @cq: We just need to find out what’s on the trucks.

    @jen: Thanks!

    @Sarah: Want to go with me?

  • koko

    well you know me…i never saw porn until i took human sexuality in college. but then again i’m afraid of used panties too :/

  • @koko: I’ll have to introduce you (and Boy) to gay porn… it’s the best.