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Personal News Embargo

I am forecasting unprecedented tsunami of uninteresting news over the next 24 hours.

Accordingly I will not be reading or listening to any news between 16:00 CET on Tuesday and 16:00 CET on Wednesday—which should, because of evening plans, actually be much later.

Somebody SMS me if real legitimate news happens.

3 comments to Personal News Embargo

  • Michael Jackson is still dead.

  • Breaking News: Humanity has received first contact by beings from another galaxy.

    This juicy little morsel was located on a sub-page of the mainstream news sites here in the USA. It was stuck in the middle of all the coverage of the man who decided he would have enough surgery to be the real life Joker from the Batman movies.