I will soon be taking a trip to the very first German city I ever spent the night in—as I recall. It is also the place I drank so much that I puked—one of two times I have ever been that drunk. It was also the only place I’ve ever been drunk and puked in a public setting.
Ah, such memories.
You neglected to mention the city. Just in case no one wants to be puked upon.
I’ll be staying inside until you return!
starman1695 – It’s meant to be a bit of a mystery.
When I went there I knew only two German phrases: “Where is the toilet?” and “I love you”. I also knew the word for “floor” and “pie crust” (it’s the same word.)
J – I will try not to projectile vomit in your direction.
If you plan to repeat the endeavor, bring breath mints and a puke bag from a plane.
Oh, and don’t drink red wine becuase it will stain your clothes if you hit yourself.