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I hardly knew you…

It is with much sadness that I say good-bye, auf wiedersehen, and Kiitos to my friend, confidant, and partner in times of need.

You’ve served a good life, residing in the attic apartment, a noble servant to the many residents of this fine space. I am but the last in a long line of people who have enjoyed their time working with you. Your unusual octagonal design was one of the first things I noticed, but something I got used to quickly.

I could list everything you’ve done for me, but I won’t.

It is a rather sad day, because today, May 3rd, 2010, is your last full day in this fine apartment. It seems that since the Duravit company has seen fit to charge so much for replacement toilet seats, my landlord has decided it is time to replace you with a more modern option.

†2010, Survived by the octagonal sink of matching design.

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