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There are three ways, dammit!

Yesterday I had a meeting with somebody and I brought with me a bar of chocolate for him.

He didn’t want it, explaining that he didn’t want to gain weight, then reluctantly accepted it, and then demanded I share it.

I didn’t want to share because after the meeting I was going to the gym, which led him to observe that if he ate it, he would have to go to the gym.

It was at this point I was forced to confess the truth: “I want to look like you.”

He laughed, and I continued – “And I think there are three ways to achieve this goal: Either I can go to the gym, give you chocolate, or a combination of the two, and right now I’m choosing the last one.”

He ate his half of the chocolate.

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