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Thanks for stopping the kissing

Dear Principal Bell,

I just heard the fantastic news that a teacher at your school called the police after witnessing two 12 year olds kiss on the playground.

I think this is fantastic! Nothing like embarrassing two children by calling the cops. It’s unfortunate that the cops didn’t arrest the kids and toss them in jail. It’s clear that 12 year olds should know better than to kiss each other — ever.

Perhaps next time the teacher should secretly film the kissing incident first and then post it to a website — how about underagedkissers.com — I bet that would really embarrass the kids and give them a complex that they would never get over, thus scoring a victory for those of us on the right side of the morality police. Perhaps it could be a pay website — charge people $20/month for looking at the pictures — that way you could make sure that you are being fiscally responsible and that the taxpayers aren’t being forced to pay for this endeavor.

Keep up the good work — I am sure Michele Bachmann will support you in your efforts.

Adam

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