Archive for May, 2012

Iran recalled its ambassador t…

Iran recalled its ambassador to Azerbaijan over EUrovision: http://t.co/iy40EP5T

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I can only vote 20 times. I as…

I can only vote 20 times. I assume that’s 20 times per handy and land line, so I have three phone lines that I can use…

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If I can see your underwear un…

If I can see your underwear under your skirt, your skirt is either too short, or you’re wearing it wrong. #Moldova #esc

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Apparently Pennsylvania isn’t …

Apparently Pennsylvania isn’t the only place where I’ve got a friend that I’ve yet to meet. #Azerbaijan #esc

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ah… hands down Ukraine shoul…

ah… hands down Ukraine should be the best on stage show of the night. #esc

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I wonder if, after getting Jed…

I wonder if, after getting Jedward into bed, they are completely identical. #esc

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How the hell did Jedward get o…

How the hell did Jedward get out of the semi-finals. This sucks. #esc

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Baku: City of Dance, followed …

Baku: City of Dance, followed by Jedward. There’s something wrong with this sequence. #esc

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I’m not sure that the ad-libs …

I’m not sure that the ad-libs to the song are helping Malta – shame, ’cause I liked the song. #esc

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He claims that he’s standing s…

He claims that he’s standing still, but he keeps walking around. #Germany #esc

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