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My Apartment: die Küche

As an American, one of the harder things to wrap my head around is the fact that most apartments in Germany (or shall I say, my part of Germany) do not come with kitchens – so when I was apartment hunting a year ago, I quickly learned that “EBK” next to an apartment meant “Einbauküche”—or built in kitchen.

My apartment has an EBK—and I give mad props to the designer who put the under the counter refrigerator directly next to the oven.

It’s not the world’s largest kitchen and there really isn’t enough storage space but it is cheerful, light, and functional. Meanwhile I’m often in my own cabinet where I keep the dishes and in the pantry where I keep all of the non-refrigerated ingredients like flour, sugar, and oats.

iPhone, I MacBook, but I don’t iPad

Becoming an Apple addict has not been a direct and easy path for me.

My history with Apple products is rough—after Middle School and its Apple computer lab, I didn’t voluntarily touch an Apple product until 2005 or 2006—when I bought myself an iPod.

I really liked my iPod—and the iTunes interface for my music collection was fantastic. I couldn’t actually believe it was an Apple product: so easy to use, so logically designed—I understood it.

From there it was a short leap to the iPhone which I bought because my old mobile was really old and not functioning that well. I wanted the iPhone because it would reduce the number of things in my pocket from 3 to 2: the iPod and the mobile would now be in one device, which is a space saver. I still carry a separate camera because the one in the iPhone is not that great.

My MacBook

A year ago when I decided that I needed to buy a computer, I realized that I had two choices. First up was Apple, which I knew, by reputation, to have a stable OS and a decent interface. Second was a Windows machine, which might cost less, but it was Vista and nobody I knew liked Vista—so if I bought a Vista machine I would have to upgrade it sometime in the future, and that would be messy and expensive.

I ended up with the MacBook and I’ve been extremely happy with it: it has the best picture I’ve ever seen on a laptop, the OS is easy to understand, and Microsoft Office:mac is fully compatible with the Windows version, although the interfaces vary somewhat.

Consequently I’ve started following several Mac and Apple blogs in order to keep abreast of developments—and man there are some geeks out there. I’ve learned a lot from these blogs, including a fair amount about the iPad.

For those of you who don’t know, the iPad is Apple’s entry into tablet computing.

As far as I can tell from having read news stories and blogs about it, it is basically an iPhone on steroids: bigger, more capable, and faster, without the ability to make phone calls.

However it’s less capable and slower than my MacBook with the same disadvantage of not fitting into my pocket. About the only thing it will do that the MacBook does not do is have built in 3G cellular capabilities—and only if you buy the extra expensive version of it.

So why would anybody who needs serious computing power buy the iPad?

I can’t figure out why, to be honest.

The only thing I think it will do that neither the iPhone nor the MacBook do is make it possible to easily read eBooks—but still, at least as far as I am concerned, who would be foolish enough to haul around a $500 (or more) device on their commute to and from work in order to read a book? It’s too easy to drop and damage beyond repair; too easy to get stolen; and unless you’re carrying a purse or briefcase, it’s impossible to carry.

When it comes to doing work, the thought of an iPad underwhelms me. Yes my MacBook is heavier and thicker than an iPad, but when it comes time to sit down in the Weimar Office and work, it has a fully functional built in keyboard, it has a bright screen and it has a track-pad that I can use. None of the screen real-estate is taken up by a floating keyboard, nor do I have to carry around any accessories like a keyboard, it’s built right in and cannot be lost.

As much as I try to imagine a situation where it fits my lifestyle, I can’t.

Anything I picture myself doing on it can be done either on the iPhone or on my MacBook.

That said, I accept that for some people the iPad is a wonderful innovation that will make their lives better.

Get your iPad on day one.

People want to be first.

However the urgency that some people have in order to get their iPad the day it goes on sale is somewhat alarming—and the fact is a lot of people were blogging about being online Friday morning to buy it as soon as it went on sale in the Apple Store. There were even 23-Step guides for people like me, who live outside the United States, to pre-order it for pick-up in store.

However the most bizarre blog entry I read was the tale by some poor sucker who was taking a cruise with his wife on Friday, when the iPad went on sale. He’s Checking in from Samana Bay, Dominican Republic, aboard the M/S Regatta:

Just before I went to sleep the evening of March 11th, I saw a post here on TUAW that outlined when the Apple Online Store would open for pre-orders and reservations. Doing a quick time calculation in my head, I determined that I’d be able to pop in at 9:30 AM local time and make my order… no, wait a second. At 8:30 AM, I was going to be taking a ship’s tender over to shore. Dang.

I was left with the impression that his entire day he was worried about getting back to the ship:

We were scheduled for the proverbial “three hour tour” in this beautiful tropical location, so I decided to be patient and wait until I got back to the ship at about 11:30 AM local time. Of course, when we were on the other side of the Samana peninsula at 12 PM local time and still hadn’t left, I realized that I was going to really have to put the order on hold for a while.

Poor guy, but it got worse because he didn’t get back to the ship until 2pm, when he had to stop, with his wife, for something to eat. He started the ordering process at 3:15, using the cruise ship’s costly Internet connection:

How expensive? Can you say US$0.60 per minute? Of course you can! How slow? I think the 300-baud modem that I had with my original Commodore VIC-20 was faster! The total reservation process, which would probably take about 5 minutes on my office Internet connection, took about 45 minutes to complete. Thank God we had a bottle of wine to open and drink while waiting….

So he spent $27 just to order the iPad, plus the price of the actual iPad. Personally if I’m ever that manic while on vacation I hope my friends/spouse/whatever will remind me that one doesn’t need to be a first adopter and, if necessary, hit me over the head.

About Your Debt

I have an American credit card that I use for making large purchases as my US credit limit is far greater than my German credit limit.

Tonight I was looking at my current statement, the design of which has been altered, probably to comply with new US laws. At least I assume US law has changed, why else would there be a very visible box that tells me that if I make only the minimum payment ($22 this month), I will pay off my current debt in about 15 years and spend $4,098.33 to do so.  Or if I pay $75.51 this month and every month I can pay it off in 36 months and save $1379.97.

Needless to say, I’m planning on paying it off in one month.

My Apartment: Badzimmer

Honestly I have never lived in such a beautiful place with such magnificent surroundings—and my favorite room is through the door with this piece of art. Chica gave the drawing to me, a gift after I admired it endlessly in her WG[1]—it was drawn by Conrad Locke the younger brother of one of her past roommates.

Once through the door, one finds oneself in the bathroom. Honestly before this apartment, the last time I’d willingly taken a bath was probably when I was elementary school aged—living in Denver. This bathtub is large and decadent.

I like it so much that sometimes I take two baths every day: one in the morning before getting dressed for work, and then another in the late afternoon, early evening, with the evening sun. I turn on a podcast or some music, light a candle, then lie in piping hot water and relax everything away.

[1] WG is a German abbreviation for “Wohngemeinschaft” – which means that it’s a shared apartment, where each roommate has one room to themselves and they share the bathroom(s) and kitchen.

Teddy Tour Berlin: Send your loved ones on an adventure!

Like every decent moral individual I co-habitat with several stuffed animals. In addition to the young ones pictured here, I have a cat, a stingray and a polar bear living in my rafters.

I hope that they enjoy my apartment as much as I do—it’s a fantastic apartment and it’s located in Germany’s greatest cultural city, Weimar, home to Goethe, Schiller, Goethe, Goethe, Goethe, Goethe, and Goethe.

It’s been awhile since any of them have been lucky enough to take a decent vacation: I believe it to be cruel to bring them with me unless I have adequate breathing room for each of them.

There is good news though: I can send them to Berlin for a vacation!

© Teddy Tour Berlin

Teddy Tour Berlin will take my (and your) favorite stuffed animal on a fantastic tour of Berlin, including stops at the Alexanderplatz TV Tower, Rotes Rathaus, Berliner Dom, Brandenburger Tor, and the Chancellor’s Palace. For a few Euros more, they can visit even more of Berlin—like Checkpoint Charlie and the East Side Gallery.

All tours include a group photo at Brandenburg Tor and a picnic in Tiergarten –an appropriately named park for such a group of individuals.

I think this is a fabulous idea and I’m seriously thinking about sending my oldest stuffed animal, my stingray, on a well deserved vacation to Berlin—the least expensive tour starts at 39€ (based on German residency), ranging up to 139€ for the most extensive tour (based on non-EU residency).

There are some add-on tours including a boat cruise, a trip through Madame Tussauds, and tour of the gay parts of Berlin.

One might suspect that a trip to the Tiergarten might nail some aspects of the queer tour, if your stuffed animal is into wild inhibited sex in public places.

And for those of you who are concerned about your animals drinking alcohol before they are of age, Teddy Tour Berlin specifically asks whether you are ok with your stuffed animal drinking Berliner Weiße, and, for the vegetarians, if meat is acceptable for the stuffed animal’s diet.

Like a chicken with its head cut off…

Today is the first day that I haven’t worked on some aspect of work in a long time.

Last weekend I spent well over 12 hours working on one project, during the week I’ve been drowning in another project. Yesterday I spent three hours on the tail end of a different project.

All of this is to explain why I haven’t been verbose on my blog—I’ve been chewing up my writing abilities on work thus leaving me too exhausted and unable to think when it comes time to think about the blog.

I actually have a ton of things to write about—but I’m prevented from doing so for a number of reasons.

Meanwhile I’ve been taking the blog-writing break by being more creative in the kitchen.

Actually this is something worth blogging about: Chica and I have started cooking every Monday night. It started by accident last November and it’s made me cook more interesting things on Monday night (my lazy Pasta/Pesto is boring after two weeks), and the Monday night creativity has spilled over into other things.

One week we made latkes; while soups and a variety of other things have occupied other Mondays. If I have enough time, I’ve even make homemade bread. A couple weeks ago I found a recipe for corn muffins and I’ve been making those at least twice a week since then.

Last Thursday (we were unable to meet on Monday), we made lasagna! It was excellent too, and it was the first time I’ve ever made it at home. Honestly I have always been daunted by it, but we bit the bullet and made it. It turned out to be a whole lot easier than I expected.

That said, it wasn’t perfect: I’d made the tomato sauce before everybody got here (Chica came with her boyfriend, plus we invited a fabulous fourth friend) and although I thought I was going to have leftover sauce for spaghetti on Friday, instead we ended up being short on sauce. Next time I’ll make even more sauce.

Here’s a question for people who’ve made lasagna both in Europe and the US: Is it my imagination or are the lasagna noodles here thinner than the ones in America? I used Barilla lasagna noodles, but I seem to remember that the ones my Mother used in America are a lot thicker and absolutely required boiling before assembly. These were thin enough they could absorb the juice from the tomato sauce and be cooked in the amount of time it took to bake the lasagna. When I told my Mother this, she was impressed.

My Apartment: Schlafzimmer

My Apartment: Not Child Friendly

Guess what I saw today…

I had lunch with a couple of my excellent colleagues today. We’d left the office for a nearby Chinese restaurant that has pretty good food at reasonable prices.

After eating I leaned back and looked up at the ceiling where I saw something that caught me off guard.

Clearly I saw something there that wasn’t actually there, right?

Weimar Graffiti

Graffiti on wall in Weimar: Give Bombs a Chance

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