I'd use his used...
My last post accidentally grossed out the female portion of my readership when I briefly left open the possibility that I might buy used underwear. They were relieved when I slammed the door shut in the closing parenthetical thought.
However, I did not mean to slam the door.
I would buy this guy’s (see picture) used underwear.
But only if unwashed.
Thanks dude I was beginning to worry about you. There are a lot of mens used underwear I would like to have. Unwashed of course 😉
Well, there’s a difference between buying used undies to wear … and buying used undies to sniff and obsess over. [Now, there’s an image for you, eh?]
Must find myself some mental floss. I’ll take my men groomed and freshly washed, thank you very much!
Since this is my favorite boy in the whole world, I’d buy just about anything that ever actually touched his bod! Heh.
Oh my…
Though this sounds slightly less “cover my ears, scream, and run away” than purchasing used panties to wear…I still think having a *hot* boyz panties, used, to sniff…is still questionable behavour. I mean, what if his ball sac is prone to an odour that induces vomiting? Seems like there would be a great chance of that happening, no matter how attractive the man is.
I’m still at this point going to “cover my ear, scream, and run away”.
*covers ears*
*screams*
*runs away*
Of all the things in the world to be squeamish about, I have to say that used underwear falls far down on my list.
mike you know me…i’m squeamish about EVERYTHING…so it’s not too surprising 😉
Oh Koko, it’s okay to be squeamish. I had to laugh at your description above though …
I’ve never met a ball sac whose odor would induce vomitting.
Of course, if I don’t think the boy is cute, I never bother sniffing… so maybe ugly men have vomit inducing ball sacs.
I’d also suspect hippies/those who do not bathe regularly/homeless people also have vomit inducing ball sac odors….
looking to trade underwear