| American Cities That Best Fit You: |
| 75% Boston |
| 75% Washington, DC |
| 70% New York City |
| 65% Chicago |
| 60% Philadelphia |
| Your Linguistic Profile: |
| 55% General American English |
| 10% Dixie |
| 10% Midwestern |
| 10% Upper Midwestern |
| 10% Yankee |
| You Are 27% American |
America: You don’t love it or want to leave it.But you wouldn’t mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you’ll fly a freak flag instead… And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch! |
Via Annie

I scored 48% on the American quiz and it gave me the same HTML code it gave you.
Oddly it said I would rather fly the freak flag, but I answered that I fly the American Flag on the 4th of July and national holidays. Odd…
That first test is obviously wrong because I got a 70% match for Atlanta and I effing HATE that city!
I’m only 26% american… but I’m sure I lost a ton of points due to my extreme hatred of applebee’s, red lobster & olive garden.
Interestingly enough the top two cities that best fit me are Honolulu & Vegas. Two places you couldn’t pay me to live in.
62% American…U-S-A U-S-A!
According to the test, John is 21% American and I am 14% American. But some of the questions are silly; I’m sure there are plenty of Americans who eschew Appleby’s!
35 percent American? That’s me – the evil liberal college professor! Does anyone have a freak flag I could borrow?
That’s a funny quiz. Probably will try that as well.