Pick-A-Day

December 2006
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… on unwed mothers.

There was a time when unwed motherhood called for only one solution. Back in the day it was known as a “shotgun marriage.” We all know the Vice President has a shotgun and he knows how to use it.

As noted by Jon Swift.

“Excuse me, are you Ms. Carey?”

“You remind me of that singer, Ms. Carey,” I said to the woman in the grocery store. “I love your work!”

“Actually, I’m Ms. Carey,” she said. “But I’m not a famous singer.”

I look confused.

“I’m a porn star,” she said.

“Oh,” I said. “That’s where I must remember having seen those lips before.”

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