Pick-A-Day

December 2006
M T W T F S S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Archives

“Excuse me, are you Ms. Carey?”

“You remind me of that singer, Ms. Carey,” I said to the woman in the grocery store. “I love your work!”

“Actually, I’m Ms. Carey,” she said. “But I’m not a famous singer.”

I look confused.

I’m a porn star,” she said.

“Oh,” I said. “That’s where I must remember having seen those lips before.”

Comments are closed.