Seriously.
I know that I am a freak and all that, but I only find dressed up mannequins to be amusing, not objects that I want to bring home and do the nasty with.
Unlike Mr. Ronald Dotson of Detroit.
I swear that it is complete coincidence that I took the attached photo yesterday and for the news that Mr. Dotson suffers from a severe case of statuephilia to break in the papers today. His case is so severe that he is spending 18 months in prision for his seventh attempt in 13 years to steal a mannequin-the most recent one in a French maid’s uniform.
I feel sorry for French maids, especially if they have to wear such a horrible uniform, while at the same time I can only imagine that Dan Savage has just had a column topic dropped in his lap.
via Obscure Store.