There are some euphemisms here. But you already know that.
Hot guy on the dance floor within arm’s length: Upper.
Hot guy on the dance floor within arm’s length, not smoking: Upper.
Hot guy on the dance floor within arm’s length doing blow: Downer.
Seeing a guy lose his joint because the guard happened to be behind him: Ambivalent.
Dancing with a hot guy right behind me: Upper.
Finding the Dark Room: Ambivalent
Finding the Dark Room tighter than a sardine can: Downer.
A guy following me into the crowded dark room and tugging on me: Nice, but… Downer
Watching salad tossing on the dance floor: Upper.
2/2/07: La Demence, “Thugs”
[…] the whole night. One of the first people I identified as being cute—what I called the “hot guy on the dance floor”—was tall, with a bit of stubble, and wearing a fabulous white shirt that looked good on him. […]