Today was the first day back at the office for a number of colleagues who had resisted the lure of the office (unlike me), and so when I popped into an office where several of my colleagues were talking, I was greeted with an unusual question.
“Adam, are you sick…”
If the question had ended there, it would have been ok—but it continued,
“…yet?”
Needless to say I was taken aback, but apparently they were discussing the course of an illness which all three of my colleagues had already had—but I had not.
As I rapidly retreated, I shouted over my shoulder, “No, and I intended on keeping it that way! Talk to y’all later!”
(This has been embellished for theatrical effect.)
What, you don’t enjoy being ill?
At least you have better health insurance than most people in the States.
Ugh! I’ve got it right now. Miserable times! 🙁