Yesterday I had a meeting with somebody and I brought with me a bar of chocolate for him.
He didn’t want it, explaining that he didn’t want to gain weight, then reluctantly accepted it, and then demanded I share it.
I didn’t want to share because after the meeting I was going to the gym, which led him to observe that if he ate it, he would have to go to the gym.
It was at this point I was forced to confess the truth: “I want to look like you.”
He laughed, and I continued – “And I think there are three ways to achieve this goal: Either I can go to the gym, give you chocolate, or a combination of the two, and right now I’m choosing the last one.”
He ate his half of the chocolate.
I believe you are married now
Ich verstehe.
Way #4 – Don’t give them the chocolate at all and instead give it to someone who would enjoy it. 😉
Hey CQ, we are smitten with this guy but he is slim and trim. We are afraid he won’t like us unless we get slim or he gets fat. We are hoping for something in the middle. Kapische?
Oh don’t mention it that is what i’m here for. Ted
Yes Ted, but why are we ruling out both being slim? 🙂