Whatchamacallit 66: Borat Seksy Moustache

The above Moustache hangs, unopened, on the bulletin board in the kitchen hallway.

I got it while attending the Borat pre-premier showing (or event of some kind) in Rotterdam, The Netherlands, in 2006. I would guess, based on my November 1, 2006 blog post, “In Rotterdam,” that I saw it on Tuesday, October 31st, two days before its November 2nd premier (which is mentioned on the piece of paper/booklet that the moustache is attached to). I’ve never actually opened the packaging, never read the manual, never felt the luxurious fir that is Borat’s Seksy Moustasche.

In other words, I’ve also never tested the Female Success Guarantee.

I doubt that this is worth anything, other than the quick memories it generates as I think about the movie and its general cleverness.

During the Covid-19 crisis, I am going to try and make a point of writing a blog post about an object in my home.

We’ll see how long this lasts.