Whatchamacallit 131: Grow A Boyfriend

Grow A Boyfriend

This boyfriend was a present from a friend – I think I know which one, but, to be honest, it wouldn’t surprise me if a number of different friends had given it to me.

As you can see, it will grow up to four times his size in water – so he’s a grower and a shower.

The instructions on back are cute:

  • Place your boyfriend grower in a container at least 4 times the size of your grower.
    Fill container with room temperature water.
  • Grow A Boyfriend will begin to grow within 2 hours & reach full growth within 72 hours.
    It will slowly shrink to smaller size when removed from water.
  • Your Boyfriend grower can be grown over and over again.

Perhaps what makes the product awesome is the “3+” notation – you can see it just to the left of his feet.

My Grow A Boyfriend stays on my bulletin board – so I see him out of the corner of my eye fairly often. I’ve not yet put him in water and I probably won’t – because it’s nice having him safe in packaging.

During the Covid-19 crisis, I am going to try and make a point of writing a blog post about an object in my home.

We’ll see how long this lasts.

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