October 2020



From a CNN Article:

The masseuse who discovered Ledger’s body at the apartment at 421 Broome St. in SoHo called actress Mary-Kate Olsen, a friend of Ledger’s, twice before calling 911, a police source with knowledge of the investigation said.

Guys, should any of you ever find my body, please do me a huge favor and call Mary-Kate Olsen twice before notifying the police.

That is all.

7 comments to Body-To-Do-List

  • I just posted almost exactly the same thing on my blog five minutes ago. Let’s hope we don’t die simultaneously or the Olsen twins are going to have a busy day.

  • Jul

    Oh yeah, I place at least two calls to an Olsen twin (which one varies based on time of day and my mood) every time I find a naked corpse. Doesn’t everyone?

  • @blythe: Funny… it seemed too easy. 🙂 I bet this is big news over the next 24 hours!

    @Jul: I have Mary Kate on Speed Dial… I consult with her about everything…

  • Ed

    Until Tuesday that was one lucky Masseuse!

  • disenchanted

    I told the Coach about this and he had the same reaction as you did. Honestly, I just skimmed the Heath stories so I didn’t even know about this gem until you told me.

  • @ed: She must have been one great masseuse, for a colleague and I took one look at her photo and decided that she looked ugly as sin…

    @disenchanged: I haven’t paid much attention, I just wanted to read about clean banknotes and happened to notice this detail unfairly buried in the story. Give Coach my best!

  • in my case please call Hea… oh wait, he’s dead.

    I always preferred Jake G anyway