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Big Bowl Bash

Pick your seat...Rumor has it that today is the day of some massively big bowl bash in Amerika.

Happy EndTwo groups of men wearing too much clothing are going to go and beat each other up in some big coliseum like facility in a place that is hot and miserable. Truly weird Amerikans in Europa can see the game on TV—but only if they be ups alls nights longs! The kan even watch it in a big grup if they cough up 19€ for the Hard Rock Café—with free unlimited koffee (but pay toilets).

LovelyThe Big Bowl Bash results in a Big Bowel Movement, so it makes me wonder who sponsors Bowel Games? In Germany the answer has a Happy End. México has a Lovely answer too, but in America? Maybe Tidy Bowl?

My Big Bowel Bash plans include the following: snuggling under duvet, turning over, locker room dreams, and an annoying alarm clock at 06:30.

My Amerikan Citizenship will be taken away: I have no giant patriots in my life; I fail basic citizenship rulz.

Soft TailsSorrz.

Lossers better have soft tails or elze their bum egos will hurtz.

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