Yes, it’s Masturbation Month again!
I’ll be jerkin it for a good cause– your pledges will help. If you pledge $5 a minute, I promise you it won’t cost you more than $2.50.
Wait…
Cleaning the keyboard.
That will be 50 cents, please!
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DIY: Masturbation MonthYes, it’s Masturbation Month again! I’ll be jerkin it for a good cause– your pledges will help. If you pledge $5 a minute, I promise you it won’t cost you more than $2.50. Wait… Cleaning the keyboard. That will be 50 cents, please! 10 comments to DIY: Masturbation Month |
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Gee, the poor fool that would sponsor me would easily be out $1200 at your posted rates!
Hey, good things take time…
Well, well, well … that would make for one sticky keyboard.
don’t you get blue balls after awhile?
I’m just wondering, Adam….
Do your PARENTS read your blog???
Nope, no blue balls here. Move along.
If Adam’s parents read the blog, they’d probably be dead from heart attacks by now … wait a minute, I am thinking of my grandmother there. Moving on …
I doubt my parents read the blog, and if they do, I’m sure they would be shocked to find out:
I’m a wanker!
I’ve met Adam’s parents. I think his mom wouldn’t care but his dad might blush.
Some parents…even I’m blushing!
Hmmm, if I had to guess, I would guess that everybody who’s commented on my blog has masturbated at least once in their life.
Probably a lot more.