December 2021


Gay Sexcapades

I went to bed fairly early last night. 9:40.

I was too tired to read, but not quite ready to fall asleep, so I grabbed my iPod and played a podcast that was sure to put me to sleep, and it did.

This started about a month ago when I was reminded of podcasting’s existence. Being a queer Queer, I’d gone onto a podcasting search engine and entered “gay” as my search term. I was rewarded with exactly one podcast that contained the word “gay.” Unfortunately it was the “Gay Sexcapades.”

The Gay Sexcapades documents the life of a 28 year old gay man “with an enormous penis.” Happily he likes to have sex. Unhappily his descriptions of his sex life are about as interesting as watching paint dry.

So at 9:40, I put on his podcast, lay down and started to listen. I remember something about his enormous penis (it’s at the start of every podcast), and then he started talking in his flat monotone about his sex life. He likes to host out of town guests because he’s bored with all the local boys. He likes to take people’s “local virginity.” Blah, blah, blah.

I fell asleep.

I don’t know when I woke up, but I realized that I was still listening to his description of hooking up with somebody and that it was still boring. So I turned off the iPod, set it aside and returned to slumberland.

The Gay Sexcapades were once inflicted on one of my straight colleagues who was so moved by the episode that he listened to that he almost fell asleep.

I’ve already deleted his podcasts off my computer’s hard drive, so the only place they currently exist are on m iPod, and as soon as that’s updated again, he’ll be history.

1 comment to Gay Sexcapades

  • ChrisC

    Gee, they must have been “written” by me.

    I still need to finish the final installment of my Key West trip. The last one is more exciting. It got really busy there the last day.