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Welcome Back… I’ve got a question for you…

Today was the first day back at the office for a number of colleagues who had resisted the lure of the office (unlike me), and so when I popped into an office where several of my colleagues were talking, I was greeted with an unusual question.

“Adam, are you sick…”

If the question had ended there, it would have been ok—but it continued,

…yet?

Needless to say I was taken aback, but apparently they were discussing the course of an illness which all three of my colleagues had already had—but I had not.

As I rapidly retreated, I shouted over my shoulder, “No, and I intended on keeping it that way! Talk to y’all later!”

(This has been embellished for theatrical effect.)

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