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Five Against One

I seriously believed that I could pull it off—but as I was squeezing the tube of toothpaste it occurred to me that just maybe it was time again for another one-man show.

Yes, it’s May again.

Time to buff the wood, shake hands with shorty, and wind the jack-in-the-box. So as I was pondering this, […]

Cure for the Common Cold

At least for men: Chicken Choking.

Screw the Sudafed: When your nose ain’t great, masturbate!

If I Masturbated…

If I masturbated, I would be sure to masturbate on December 22—as a part of the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace.

I know that in the past I’ve encouraged participation in the War on Masturbation, as well as previous May Masturbation Months in 2004 and 2005. I just keep on encouraging it […]

My First…

The subject of this post may be inappropriate for those under 18 (or the legal age of majority in your jurisdiction).

Personally, I doubt it, but just in case, this is a warning that mature subject matter follows, once you follow the jump.

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Shoot!

Today is 31 May, the last day to help Stop the War on Masturbation.

I have 2.5 hours left.

Get busy, for tomorrow I start the first annual wear used underwear month. More details on that later.

Pop!

Pop!

Originally uploaded by elmada.

Ah… it’s most of the way through Masturbation Month, and I’m happy to announce, that aside from those chaste days with MT, I’ve been doing my part.

And no, I didn’t model for the graffiti that I found here in Weimar—I just found it amusing that the graffiti […]

Suprisingly Blunt

I recently was excited to share the news about Masturbation Month with a friend.

What I did not expect was his rather blunt question:

“How come?”

DIY: Spank the Monkey

Thanks to Jen, I’ve just been reminded that May is Masturbation Month.

I will participate in 2006 like I did in 2004 and 2005!

(Note to MT- unlike Jen, I will not be doing it every single day.)

I encourage you to come for a cause and participate in the Masturbate-a-thon, and help Stop The […]

DIY: Masturbation Month

Yes, it’s Masturbation Month again!

I’ll be jerkin it for a good cause– your pledges will help. If you pledge $5 a minute, I promise you it won’t cost you more than $2.50.

Wait…

Cleaning the keyboard.

That will be 50 cents, please!

Masturbation Month

Just a reminder that May is Masturbation Month, and that today, Sunday, May 16, is the Masturbate-a-thon. Although I am not personally supporting the “thon” cause (it’s for a Boston Charity), I do support the idea… so get busy.