@jbittner66 as long as that was the gist, then I’m content.

@jbittner66 I hope it was discussed as in “I would never, ever, use the phrase ‘pansy ass’ to describe anything.”

@jbittner66 Blog name: “Dispatches from the Nigerian National Bank” subhead: “No, Seriously…”

@jbittner66 None of the other choices are you. I think “Generic Viagra” is the next best option

@jbittner66 Actually, I have a new one: “Great, Walled American” — the addition of a comma really changes the meaning.

@jbittner66 Actually, I have a new one: “Great, Walled American” — the addition of a comma really changes the meaning.

@jbittner66 I might have liked the people, but the city… NEVER! Had your party been in Berlin, I would have gone.

@jbittner66 60 seconds? Damn, you’re slow! I think 30 seconds should be more than enough, and put the motion detector outside the bathroom.

@papascott Maybe you should cycle it. In four months have croaking frogs.

@papascott What drove that choice?!